I have a test to take for on of my classes. Because of the timing of the test's opening and closing and the way our schedule fell that day, I had no chance to do it while Ry was sleeping. So I'm about to brave a statistics exam with the toddler terrorizing the house and the dog furiously barking at the neighbors. Simple enough, right?
Me, "Trey can you please watch Ryanne for a few minutes. I have an exam I need to take."
Trey, "Okay babe. Just bring her in here and close the door. I'll watch her."
Me, " Okay. Here's her juice, and she has some goldfish on the table."
I wander back to the computer with much
Suddenly I feel a warm hand on my arm. Ryanne starts to bang on the keys of my laptop until the exam disappears as I try desperately to stop her. The test vanished. I look down to see that she has taken her diaper off, and has been streaking through the house. There is pee on my floor.
There is pee on my floor.
"Trey!" I yelled emphatically. No answer.
I stomped into the bedroom. "Trey!" He's asleep. Asleep.
Ryanne starts chattering, "Trey, Trey, Trey, Trey"
"Trey, hi! Trey, bye! Trey. Trey. Trey. Trey"
Lovely. Statistics exam successfully failed. Pee on my floor. And the toddler has now taken to calling her Dad by his first name. Heck, at least she knows his name if she ever gets lost in grocery store.
Because her Dad fell asleep.
Oh, the joys of motherhood!